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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 20:43:34 GMT -5
Arceme, having grown bored of lounging about like a well fed pawbeast, decided to dust off her husktop and actually log onto Trollian. Her list was full, thanks to her Lusus' oddly skilled ability with a keyboard, given her rather large hooves and their cumbersome nature. Or perhaps she had just given all the trolls her handle, hoping for her dear little Arceme to make some friends? The plum blood crinkled her nose at the program and sighed, clicking lackadaisically around the screen.
to anyone else who was on at the time, they'd see
dapperNinja has logged on
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Post by Daclus Mascun on Jun 18, 2012 21:29:15 GMT -5
The telltale jingle of a contact signing in brought a devilish grin to his face. He'd never spoken to this troll, but had been slipped their handle a few nights earlier. Might as well introduce himself now that they were online!
-oddballCommander began trolling dapperNinja- oC: hi!!! oC: i'm not zzzure how i got your handle But i have it??? oC: zzzo i figured i would zzzay hi oC: i'm dacluzzz 'u'
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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 21:29:21 GMT -5
She noticed a certain someone was online and typed with a quick, staccato rhythm.
dN: Well Well. Fancy meeting you here Dalcus. I lied, it is not very fancy, consiDering your status below me. JuDging by your greeting I finD it safe to assume you have not yet manageD to overcome that ghastly speech impeDiment.
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Post by Daclus Mascun on Jun 18, 2012 21:32:10 GMT -5
oC: oh no oC: i wazzzn't expecting thizzz to be you 'n' oC: i guezzzz your luzzzuzzz muzzzt have given me your info then oC: and i keep telling you oC: it'zzz dacluzzz not dalcuzzz oC: i think you're getting it wrong on purpozzze
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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 21:38:10 GMT -5
dN: That woulD imply I actually cared about how to pronounce your name, Dalcus. Maybe someday I shall put the time anD effort into correcting myself. dN: That Day is not toDay.
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Post by Daclus Mascun on Jun 18, 2012 21:41:14 GMT -5
oC: i'm zzztarting to rememBer why i never talk to you oC: and By that i mean you're already pizzzzing me off
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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 21:42:59 GMT -5
dN: It woulD Do you gooD to watch that Dirty mouth of yours. I cannot imagine that anyone would enjoy such cruDe language on top of that incessant buzzing. dN: You must have haD something important to tell me or you woulD not bother contacting me. dN: So what is it exactly that you want from me.
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Post by Daclus Mascun on Jun 18, 2012 21:44:38 GMT -5
oC: i wazzz GOING to zzzay hello and try and Be nice to the new perzzzon on my lizzzt oC: But then i realizzzed it wazzz you and it put a real damper on thingzzz oC: and the buzzzing izzz out of rezzzpect to my luzzzuzzz thank you very much! oC: i don't know if anyone'zzz mentioned thizzz to you But oC: you are kind of a Bitch oC: and By "kind of" i mean "wow thizzz izzz the hugezzzt Bitch i have ever had the dizzzpleazzzure of zzzpeaking to" oC: how are you zzzuch a Bitch
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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 21:47:53 GMT -5
dN: You say that but what you really mean is 'this is a really thinly veileD Defense mechanism against the higher castes because I simply cannot hanDle being put in my place'.
She felt herself blushing at the keyboard. This impudence was frustrating but at the same time it gave her a bit of a rush to have someone to put in their place. She was lonely at times.
dN: Perhaps that was too far. I woulD apologize but that woulD imply that I felt regret for what I saiD.
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Post by Daclus Mascun on Jun 18, 2012 21:56:03 GMT -5
oC: hemozzzpectrum is Bullshit oC: like you're Better than me Becauzzze you Bleed the color of crushed Berriezzz
He takes a moment to fume, the fine hairs on the back of his neck bristling. With an annoyed buzz, he considered just closing his messenger. But that would be like giving up.
oC: don't you fucking get me zzztarted on how Bullshit the hemozzzpectrum izzz oC: the fact that you put zzzo much zzztock in it tellzzz me a lot though
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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 21:58:23 GMT -5
dN: SounDs like someone Does not like that he is not very high on the totem pole. dN: I am better than you because I am DestineD for greater things. dN: Maybe if you fixeD that rotten attituDe of yours I might feel more inclineD to be warmer to you.
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Post by Daclus Mascun on Jun 18, 2012 22:01:46 GMT -5
oC: oh yeah Becauzzze thizzz is aBout me oC: i don't need the hemozzzpectrum Becauzzze i know i'm cool azzz hell oC: are you zzzo inzzzecure aBout yourzzzelf and your own talentzzz oC: that you comfort yourzzzelf By Believing in zzzuch a shitty zzzyzzztem??? oC: "i have nothing to Be proud of Boohoo!!!!" oC: zzzo you tell yourzzzelf "at leazzzt i'm Better than thozzze lowBloods according to a zzzyzzztem made to opprezzz and aBuzzze everyone involved" oC: and the zzzelf-proclaimed highbloodzzz zzzuffer for it too oC: we all know who the only winner izzz and she'zzz only zzztill in control oC: Becauzzze she can kill uzzz all in a zzzplit zzzecond.
Daclus settled back, unsure as to why he was even arguing with such a bigot. He hated politics.
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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 22:06:07 GMT -5
dN: You have never spoken to me before, how would you know what I have to be prouD of or not. Oh that is correct, you Do not. dN: She has not yet anD for that I am grateful.
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Post by Daclus Mascun on Jun 18, 2012 22:10:22 GMT -5
oC: that'd Be Becauzzze you're a huge Bitch oC: if you have zzzuch zzztock in the zzzpectrum then tell me oC: why you think it'zzz a good thing
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Post by Arceme Fleche on Jun 18, 2012 22:14:15 GMT -5
dN: Is it really so baD to believe in a caste system that has been in place for so long. dN: Those in the lower castes are in the jobs they can fill to the best of their abilities, given their shorter life spans. Those who are in the higher ranks also serve their purpose, again, the best for them because of the longer lifespan. dN: If there were a lowblooD who manageD to Do more than their blooD Dictated, I cannot say I woulD not be impresseD. She sat back and waited patiently for a reply, enjoying this discussion more now. Maybe she'd get a competent reply out of him.
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